Available only at save-a-lot food stores, Bubba Cola is the best cola available today. Also, seeming as though it only costs 17 cents a can. Its one fucking good deal. It contains only the finest ingredients, such as carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, phosphoric acid, natural flavor, and caffeine. Wow, you cant get better ingredients than that.

Now, I'm sure you think that Coca-Cola, or even Pepsi is better than Bubba. But, contrary to popular belief, they're not.

Now, you're probably wondering why you haven't heard of Bubba Cola. Well, I'll tell you why. Its because everyone that goes to save-a-lot smells. Real bad too. But, if you can get past the smell, your rewards of great tasting cola will be unbelievable.

So, that about wraps it up. So go get some Bubba, and drink it down.

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