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Johnny and Dave have spent so much time together over the years that they've started to feel like family. It makes some sense, then, that Johnny would have close contact with many of Dave's relatives. Though Dave is not one to play favorites, it's safe to say that Charlie is his favorite cousin. Johnny has also enjoyed watching Charlie grow up, enjoying the company of a clever and imaginative young man who is not unlike his doting older cousin.

  Name: Charles Baker Brenner
Charlie looking pensive in 2000
  Birthdate: April 8, 1988
  Location: Tucson, AZ
  Physical Description: Fairly short, scrawny, and redheaded.
  Occupation: Survival of high school
  Favorite subject: English  
  Favorite books: The Chronicles of Amber - Roger Zelazny
The Enchanted Forest Chronicles
- Patricia C. Wrede
Hogfather
- Terry Pratchet
The Fifth Elephant
- Terry Pratchet
The Song of the Lioness Quartet
- Tamora Pierce
Protector of the Small Quartet
- Tamora Pierce
 
  Favorite movie:

The Matrix

 
  Favorite bands:

REM
Garbage
Marcy Playground

 
  Favorite animal: Snake  
  Favorite food: Hunks of meat  
  Disliked food : Pizza  
  Beverage of choice: Cocoa  
  Favorite place: bed  
  Hobbies: Reading, computer games, failing to have a life  
  Favorite physical activity: Rock climbing  
  Personality traits he consciously looks for in his friends: Wit, sensitivity, generosity
 
  Personality traits his two best friends have actually had: Size, arrogance, hunger for power
 
  Something that makes Charlie happy:  
  Chocolate  
  He is annoyed by...  
  ...most of my friends.  
  Charlie trivia:  
  My parents tried to feed me things that little kids are supposed to like, but I first enjoyed food when I was fed grilled salmon.
 
  His life is defined by a constant conflict between:  
  terrible cynicism vs. incessant happiness
 
  Charlie's love life:  
 

Not applicable :(

 
  He is proud of:  
  not being like most of my peers.
 
  Embarassing incident:  
  I'm too embarassed to say.
 
  Approach to finding meaning in life:  
  Don't think about it, maybe it will come to you later.
 
  Are we there yet?  
  SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
 

Charlie as an innocent beach boy in Untitled 2

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