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Mark
enjoys the proud distinction of being the first Citizen of Happy Fun World
who has absolutely no real-life relationship with Johnny. He simply happened
to find himself in the auspicious position of sending Johnny some fan
mail just as Johnny was considering the current HFW revamp. Because he
helped "beta test" the site, some of his application was lost
in a wonky form-posting error. What's left is below. Enjoy it!
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Name: |
Mark Joesph Padfield |
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Birthdate:
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Jan. 1976 |
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Physical
Description: |
Once a fit and
muscular Division 1 athlete... now approaching thirty and softer. |
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Industry: |
Athletic Training |
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Favorite
subject in school: |
English |
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Favorite
books: |
Cat in the Hat
Hitchhiker's Guide and siblings
Wheel of Time series
Anything by Swift, Twain, and like minded people
Nearly any novel from the canon of great literature
And a few more... |
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Favorite
movies: |
Butch
Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
The Sting
Ferris Buehller's Day Off
The Goonies
The Breakfast Club
And assorted others... |
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Favorite
bands: |
Jimmy
Buffett |
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Other
favorite source of entertainment: |
I
love those first season DVDs of old sitcoms... Sanford and Son in
particular. |
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Favorite
animal: |
Dogs... followed closely by the duck billed platypus, a highly misunderstood
creature. |
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Favorite
food: |
Refer back to the physical description... focus on "softer" |
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Disliked
food : |
Ibid |
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Beverage
of choice: |
Coors
Light... ironically they sponsered my collegiate team, I figure we
are about even by now. |
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Favorite
place: |
Driving on a road I have never been down before, without a map, on
a warm, sunny Spring day. |
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Personality
traits he looks for in a friend: |
Wit,
everything else is just a bonus |
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Things
that make him happy: |
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Snooze buttons
and Fizzy Lifting Drinks |
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He is
annoyed by: |
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Negativity and
rudeness. Oh, and crowds, not individuals, just crowds. |
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Bizarre
personal trait: |
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I peel and eat
lemons like most people eat oranges. |
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He is
defined by a constant conflict between: |
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I am a Kansas
beach bum that feels the need to live up to everyone's expectations. |
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How Mark
deals with romance: |
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I gave in. |
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He is
proud of: |
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Almost everything. |
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Mark's
approach to finding the meaning of life: |
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I let meaning
find me, it requires less focus. |
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