The World's a Conspiracy, baby.

Have you ever looked at the world and said this?: "Hey! This whole thing is a conspiracy! UFO's, cloning, unexplained phenomena... These things can't be just random. They've got to have some connection." If you have, "they" are probably looking for a way to dispose of you. Because the Illuminati don't want the truth to get out. In fact, the second this webpage goes up, the server will probably experience an unprecedented number of bugs. "Certain" pages will mysteriously disappear, and the founders of The Chain might just decide that Coveworld.net is a bad idea.

That's how they work. Insidiously. Discreetly. Powerfully. They're such a fixture in today's world that nobody could ever notice their presence. If you have a job, you're part of their plan. (This doesn't exclude students: the Conspiracy is comprised of the top minds across the world, while the various public and private schooling systems strive to crush any independent creative urges that a person might have.) Ever wondered why there's "nothing new in science?" It's because they keep the discoveries from us. A 100% efficient photosynthetically-productive solar cell, cold fusion, genetic engineering... All perfected, but too revolutionary for the Illuminati. Any inventions that important could imbalance the forces of society, thus jeopardizing their control over our economy. Do you honestly think that cloning is confined to some Scottish people doing strange things to sheep? Any important figure in modern history has been replaced at least once by a fully-functioning identical twin.

The biggest problem with the Illuminati is their scope. Almost everything is under their direct control, and no one can be trusted. They're a paranoid's nightmare come true. They are so expansive that they cannot be dealt with accurately. They are so beyond our comprehension that any attempt to understand them would be futile. However, the search for knowledge is rewarding in and of itself, and here are places where you might find something resembling the truth.
And if you don't think they control religion... Well, then they're doing a good job at keeping you in the dark.

And if you don't think they control religion... Well, then they're doing a good job at keeping you in the dark.

Conspire.com is a big enough site that they have probably already noticed, and enveloped it as one of their puppets. But one of their sickest little jokes is to advertise their own conspiracies, so there's probably something here of value.
The predominant Illuminati theory is presented in Robert Anton Wilson's The Illuminatus! It will definitely shift your reality-tunnel, and you'll never be normal again.
Speaking of Robert Anton Wilson, here's his thought of the day. For his thoughts of many days, go to Amazon.com and buy a pseudo-mystical-scientific text called Prometheus Rising. It's one thing in the "self-help" section of bookstores that might actually help.
The Church of the SubGenius has strange ties to the Conspiracy. Shrouded in wisdom disguised as madness, they are both allies and enemies of the Illuminati. And every self-respecting weirdness buff should know at least something about J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Church's founder.
Though called DisInformation, this page presents data in as coherent a manner as one could expect from another large, easily-controlled organization.
Here may be found some partially skewed information on the Illuminati and some of its puppet Secret Societies.
Fnord.

The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria. Look them up anywhere, and you'll find something. The way they work, you probably won't find anything useful, but they haven't completely dominated cyberspace. Look up illuminati on Altavista, and you'll see what we mean.

The more you read, the more futile it will all seem. And yet, the more plausible. Before you sink into a world of paranoid despair, understand that for those who know even as little as you, there are other options. Blithe acceptance is, of course, the first. You may also:

Join the Illuminati. You're already a part of the conspiracy. Why not be more active? Though someone like you could never reach the Inner Triad, a steady pursuit of any decent conspiracy will win you a little respect. Who knows? With time, they might even reveal themselves to you.
Or, fight them. The Illuminati rely on a complete Order within the society. Otherwise, they would be unable to maintain such power. In fact, their power is currently not absolute. Otherwise, they would have revealed themselves. No, human nature is automatically bent away from absolute Order, and in our hearts are planted the seeds of Discord. To become an active agent against the Illuminati, join the Legion of Dynamic Discord, or any faction of Discordians. They are powerful enough to protect webpages like this, and are a lot more fun than always being someone else's tool. Keep in mind, however, that we practice nonviolent protest. The only violence you'll be hearing of from us, is that of our trained Venezuelan chimpanzee mercenaries.

Thank you for visiting this page, and I regret to say that your life may now be in danger. But enlightenment is better than ignorance. At any price. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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