Welcome to the Happy Fun World page of links. For hours of fun, click on the spiraling shape below and you'll travel to some magical mystery site. It may not be interesting, but it will be random, and that's all you could really ask for anyway. If this kind of thing frightens you, don't worry. There are plenty of conventional links below. They won't be random, and they may not be interesting, but they're mine. And I love them. I hope you'll love them, too.
This is my favorite. My main hobby is making movies, and the first movies I ever made were called "the Untitleds." This homepage tells you more than you'd possibly ever want to know about them, and provides another peek into my twisted little world. That page is also where I learned how to html edit, with the care and guidance of Zach Evans.
Speaking of Zach Evans, this is is his homepage. It's pretty darn cool, and makes me very envious of his scanner. Zach is a friend of mine who lives in Ann Arbor, MI. I live in Evanston, IL, and thanks to the magic of email we maintain fairly regular contact throughout the school year. He is the director of my movies, and an all around swell guy. To learn why all the ladies love him, check out the DiscoTek.
And if you want even more Zachalicious goodness, stop by Vector, his latest piece of work.
Dave Baker is one fine specimen of humanity. As a physicist, a poet, and a vocal humanist, he has lots to say. Start off your journey at his personal site, then move on to The Hepcat Hangout. If you're really feeling interested in him, or just interested in space colonization, you can also stop by his Baker Foundation of Future Space Colonies.
The World's a Conspiracy, Baby.
This is the original site I made up when I got a GeoCities account. I had to fit the "sci-fi/conspiracy" theme of Area51, so I threw together a little page about the Illuminati. This is yet another frightening look into Johnny's mind, and links to my popular Discordian Primer page, which might scare people but is all in good fun.
Bands
Some day I'll expound on this, but for now I want to at least shoot for the pages of some of my favorite musicians. First, there's Cove, the band that is nearest and dearest to my heart. They're a young Canadian rock band who have everything it takes to hit it big. Man or Astroman is a band incredible for both their music and their wackiness, and their homepage is nicely reflective of what makes them the best surf/space rock band around. Check out Rebel Weezer Alliance to find out of Rivers and the boys are ever going to come out with a new album. If bands can be judged by the fanaticism of their listeners, Weezer definitely scores highly. Finally, I can't help but promote The Pulsars Home Page because I'm the one who made it.
Friends
Let's see... I've already mentioned Zach and Dave. My girlriend,
Beverly, also made a little page
recently. Oh, and you should definitely go to Joe Leonard's Crazy
Land, a page chock full of insight and wit.
Hey, you friends of me out there, do you have any pages I don't know
about? Send them my way!
The year of 1998 witnesses the great transformation of Johnny O'Neal,
from humble high school student to go-getting college guy. I'm now
currently enrolles at Northwestern, where I'm supposedly taking a major
in Radio/Television/Film and a minor
in Writing. If everything works as planned, I'll become a screenwriter
and make it big. Then you'll all wish you were nicer to me.
That's all for now. But more is coming soon, with the New Happy Fun World.
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