I've been blessing the internet with my creations for over six years, and in that time I've amassed a reasonably large collection of interesting material. For your time-wasting pleasure, it's all collected here.

These essays give me the chance to stand on my little soapbox and tell the world about my greatness. The first four essays here are relics of my high school years. The fifth is from my first days of college. After that, I went on an essay-writing hiatus that lasted until graduation. Now I occassionally write new ones in my journal.

The First Rant: Defining Normality
The Daily Journal of Johnny O'Neal, age 10
Self-Centrism and the Etymology of My Name
Exploring Gender: am I a Girlie-Man?
Meeting New People and the Knowledge = Love Theory
Post-graduate Life and the Magic of Unemployment

Of all the content on this site, these essays are the most revealing about who am I and what I believe in. They also require the longest attention span and none of them have pretty pictures. Enjoy them anyway!

Ah, my little digital children. While Happy Fun World has always been my internet home, I have created a number of other sites.

Team Johnny: they told me to make a personal homepage, but I already had one. Probably the most apt description of myself I've ever created.
Snood Party 2000: probably the most "successful" page I've ever done, it has been loved by thousands, including the creator of the wonderfully addictive puzzle game.
The World's a Conspiracy, Baby: most interesting as an artifact of my sophomore-year Illuminati obsession, it also links to my suprisingly popular Discordian page.
The Untitled Homepage: an ode to the movies I created in high school, written in a style that treats them with the admiration they deserve.
Coveworld: A little community I co-own with Zach Evans and Cove, thanks to the kind people at The Chain. Essentially, a man named Ken owns the deed to my soul now, but I get free web space with no questions asked.

I have also written for several other sites, like the hugely popular but crash-prone Nintendorks and a couple of smaller Nintendo news sites (where I enjoy my status as a king among nerds). The only place I regularly contribute these days is the eclectic-content site Sneakery, where you can have fun trying to figure out which spy I am.

On the off chance that I update this site someday, I figure I ought to leave some room for random links, like my old Photoshop projects or some Amazon reviews.