The MEAT Team
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intro
1:34 minutes, 2.8 MB
The mission begins. Start here for character development, go to Day 1 for meat.

day one
5:41 minutes, 11.8 MB
Three meats are chosen and unleashed onto an unknowing world.

day two
2:23 minutes, 5.1 MB
The meat was savagely attacked overnight. Oh, the carnage.

day three
1:00 minute, 2.1 MB
Fear of being spotted kept our scientific testing to a minimum.

day four
3:15 minutes, 6.6 MB
A suspiciously crowded testing area. Is someone trying to sabatoge the experiment?

 

day five
2:10 minutes, 4.6 MB
The meat reeks like the pits of hell. This experiment is beginning to get scary.

day six
3:56 minutes, 8.1 MB
Holy shit. The maggots make their terrifying debut.

day seven
4:58 minutes, 10.3 MB
The carnage is disgusting beyond belief. Scientific tools are necessary.

day eight
2:49 minutes, 5.8 MB
Our final analysis of the meat. What remains inside?

 

 

 
The mysterious nature of meat has plagued mankind for too long. Nations cry out for somebody - anybody! - to fully investigate this fleshy food. Their prayers went unanswered.

Until now.

Seemingly out of nowhere, a ragtag group of scientists from the streets of Ann Arbor rose up to undertake the challenge. Doctor Meat, the Meat Handler, and Der Fleischmacher will unravel the great enigma by investigating the intrinsic characteristics of a variety of meats. It might kill them, but they are willing to die for science.

The MEAT Team will persevere with courage, determination, and a strong stomach on the long road to enlightenment. But will their experiment render enough information to fully comprehend the conundrum of their meat, or will further investigation be needed? Only time will tell...
 

 
 

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site design and meat team logo by the meat mistress
thanks to chain communications for the space