Dr. Meat (aka "Zach Evans")
The cinematic mastermind behind the MEAT Team is award-winning filmmaker Zach Evans. The good doctor honed his cutting-edge narrative and documentary techniques as a student at the University of Michigan. The MEAT Team represents the culmination of over nine years of cinematic collaboration between Dr. Meat and the Meat Handler. Zach's currently operating out of the Ann Arbor area, but Hollywood is already knocking on his door.

The Meat Handler (aka "Peter Wilson ")
A gifted zoologist, Peter usually works with meat that's still alive. His research background provides the MEAT Team with a foundation of scientific rigor, while his field experience gives him the knowhow and wherewithal to guide expeditions into the suburban jungle. A graduate of Michigan State University, the Meat Handler is presently working an internship in Texas and planning the third MEAT Team movie.

Der Fleischmacher (aka "Meathead" aka "Matt Schafer")
Matt brings a salt-of-the-earth perspective to the MEAT Team, offering equal doses of profanity, hilarity and disgust. A resonant bass with perfect pitch, Matt Schafer is a widely acclaimed up-and-coming opera singer, though he's considering an alternative career in law enforcement. It has been said that he has a slight taste for drink, and his ability to balance a full beer can on his gut is well documented. Matt is a graduate of Lawrence University in Wisconsin.

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