4:07 minutes, 9.0 MB
Dr. Meat and the Meat Messiah purchase and plant the "starter meat," where maggots will be bred for the big race. |
2:43 minutes, 5.9 MB
Meathead joins the crew to covertly check on the starter meat. The mission comes close to disaster. |
4:23 minutes, 9.5 MB
The Meat Handler arrives at last, and the three meats that will race
in the Tour du Meat are smeared with maggoty ground chuck. |
3:24 minutes, 7.3 MB
Baby maggots have already appeared! The meat is almost unrecognizable after just one day. |
4:54 minutes, 10.7 MB
The meat is released from its cage to be poked and prodded. Maggots
are everywhere, it is utterly horrific. |
5:38 minutes, 11.4 MB
The sun has practically baked the meat, which has become a sloppy
mess. The maggots have completely taken over. This might be the worst ever. |
2:49 minutes, 6.1 MB
Either some animal has been eating the meat, or the maggots have
gorged themselves. This experiment cannot continue much longer. |
4:53 minutes, 10.1 MB
The remaining carnage is awful. We declare the Tour du Meat over, conduct a final analysis, and pick the winning meat! |
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We thought that it couldn't get any worse than the first MEAT Team experiment. We were sure that we had glimpsed Satan's kingdom in the eyes of those maggots, and nothing else could ever be so horrific. We were smug in our belief that no rotting meat could ever match the carnage of the first experiment.
We were wrong.
Smelt. Squid tube and tentacles. Calf liver. These are the contenders in the second MEAT Team experiment, the Tour du Meat. Competing in a disgusting race to see which can be most thoroughly consumed by maggots, only one can win. Every day brings new horrors, every evening brings new nightmares, and the final results shock everyone.
Veteran MEAT Team members Dr. Meat, the Meat Handler, and Meathead (formerly Der Fleischmacher) are joined by an idealistic rookie, the Meat Messiah. Through thick and thin, blood and tears, meat and maggots, '80s jackets and freeze frames, the MEAT Team will have to persevere through the most disgusting experiment they have ever faced.
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